Friday, November 20, 2009

Shoot the Messenger! Or at Least Get the SEC to Investigate Him!


“When all else fails we can whip the horses’ eyes,
And make them sleep
And cry.”

—“The Soft Parade,” The Doors


Okay so we’re not exactly sure what Jim Morrison’s “Soft Parade” lyrics have to do with the central message of today’s virtual column—except that the dead poet’s gloomy words came immediately to mind while reading what we here at NotMakingThisUp believe is the single most important story in today’s Wall Street Journal.

The story is titled “A Tough ‘Sell’ for Jefferies Analyst,” and reporter David Armstrong starts it off thusly:

Jefferies & Co. analyst Brian Kennedy made the best call of his fledgling career when he slapped a ‘sell’ rating on shares of CardioNet Inc. earlier this year.

Then he quit his job
.

Our sharp-eyed, long-time readers will know precisely where this story is going before it gets there.


But to spell it out for any less-than-sharp-eyed readers out there—i.e. Congresspersons, especially those on Important Financial Sub-Committees—the story of Brian Kennedy and CardioNet is the story of every Wall Street analyst who didn’t go along with the crowd in recommending a company otherwise universally touted by Wall Street’s Finest.

Kennedy was snubbed within his own firm and investigated by its own attorneys, and he was blacklisted by CardioNet management, who decried him as a tool of short-sellers and filed a complaint against him with the SEC.

That he was right in the end—CardioNet blew up for exactly the reason he put a “Sell” on the stock to begin with—didn’t help Brian Kennedy at all.

Thus the story of CardioNet is the story of Citigroup and Fannie Mae and WorldCom and Enron and every other bad investment idea whose cheer-leaders steamrolled whoever tried to raise a factual dissent of “The Story.”

As such, it ought to be required reading in every research department where Wall Street’s Finest practice their craft, not to mention in the hearing committee rooms of Congress, where short-sellers—rather than bad lending, bad borrowing, bad management and bad regulators—are routinely trotted out as “Exhibit A” in the Causes of the Financial Crisis.

Having recently visited the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum in Cleveland—which has, among its many mind-numbingly detailed displays, a fascinating collection of childhood memorabilia of a surprisingly innocent Jim Morrison, including a grade-school report card and a polite thank-you note written to his mother years before he became a fall-down drunk—Morrison’s dark exhortation at the end of “The Soft Parade” simply seems to fit the mood of the Journal’s article

“When all else fails we can whip the horses’ eyes,” indeed.


But so as not to end on a down beat, we are happy to report that, when asked to name the nicest guy she’d met at the Rock and Roll Museum thus far, the grey-pony-tailed ticket-taker said “Alice Cooper” without missing a beat.

One day, as promised, we will tell the story of How Jed Drake and I Stole Alice Cooper’s Mailbox.



Jeff Matthews
I Am Not Making This Up

© 2009 NotMakingThisUp, LLC

The content contained in this blog represents only the opinions of Mr. Matthews, who also acts as an advisor and clients advised by Mr. Matthews may hold either long or short positions in securities of various companies discussed in the blog based upon Mr. Matthews’ recommendations. This commentary in no way constitutes investment advice, and should never be relied on in making an investment decision, ever. Also, this blog is not a solicitation of business: all inquiries will be ignored. The content herein is intended solely for the entertainment of the reader, and the author.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

REALLY Grumpy Analyst Syndrome


In “Grumpy Analyst Syndrome, or, ‘Optimistic, How Dare He!’” from August 31, we noted the uncanny tendency of Wall Street’s Finest—of which we were one, once—to throw in the towel on their favorite stocks at precisely the end of whatever bear market has caused those stocks to collapse.

This makes WSF look doubly-dumb: first for stubbornly keeping “Buy” ratings on stocks that collapse, and then for stubbornly keeping “Sell” ratings on those same stocks as they begin to recover.

As we pointed out, Grumpy Analysts often take out their ensuing frustrations on earnings conference calls—sometimes in the manner of radio call-in conspiracy theorists who seek to dump As Much Vital Important Information As Possible on their hosts Before Government Agents Pull The Plug.

By way of example, we quoted from the Toll Brothers earnings call that triggered our initial musings on Grumpy Analyst Syndrome, when one such GA actually warned CEO Bob Toll of “ominous statistics” that he would be wise to keep an eye on:

Well, just to keep in mind, Bob, keep in mind before you go there, these are foreclosures in process so they're not yet hitting the real estate for sale side market, so they are ominous statistics and I think that we have seen false recoveries before…

When the CEO attempted to point out that his company had seen a recovery in housing demand despite the rise in foreclosures, the GA, rather than being mollified, continued to wag a finger with this warning about Toll’s fourth quarter results:

I guess what I'm just trying to point out and make sure that Toll Brothers is thinking about as well is the headwind that might be fourth quarter 2009…

That was in August, and apparently the world has not taken heed of such “headwinds,” for when Toll Brothers reported its fiscal fourth quarter 2009 results last week, orders were up 42% in units and 62% in dollars from the year before.

This good news was, apparently, too much for our Grumpy Analyst, who did not bother to ask questions on the ensuing conference call.

Instead, the GA spoke truth to power by appealing directly to the New York Times, in a Sunday column by the redoubtable Gretchen Morgenson, called “Home Builders (You Heard That Right) Get a Gift.”

Morgenson's column concerned the latest Tax Break for Businesses that Don’t Need Tax Breaks: a $33 billion gift to, among others, homebuilders.

And in it, Morgenson makes the plain point that providing more government assistance to companies that contributed to the housing bubble at the center of the crisis in the first place makes no great amount of sense—especially since it merely encourages the same mindless growth-for-growth’s sake that caused the problem we’re now coming out of.

Besides, as she rightly points out, having come through the down-cycle relatively intact, homebuilders don’t exactly need more dough.

Still, you might wonder why one of Wall Street’s Finest would bother commenting in that article, since government policy isn’t exactly what Wall Street’s Finest are paid to evaluate.

Investors live in a world as it is—not as they wish it to be. If the government decides to throw more money at one particular interest group, well, so be it.

But not to our Grumpy Analyst, who sniffed to Morgenson as follows:

“I AM surprised that home builders are getting hundreds of millions of dollars given that many have very strong balance sheets,” said Ivy Zelman, chief executive at Zelman & Associates, a research firm. “We question the public policy decision to gift home builders with capital that many will not use to create jobs, since they admit that job growth will be dependent not on capital, but on improving demand.”

Hence do Grumpy Analysts become Really Grumpy Analysts.

And stocks do what they will.




Jeff Matthews
I Am Not Making This Up


© 2009 NotMakingThisUp, LLC

The content contained in this blog represents only the opinions of Mr. Matthews.
Mr. Matthews also acts as an advisor and clients advised by Mr. Matthews may hold either long or short positions in securities of various companies discussed in the blog based upon Mr. Matthews’ recommendations. This commentary in no way constitutes investment advice, and should never be relied on in making an investment decision, ever. Also, this blog is not a solicitation of business by Mr. Matthews: all inquiries will be ignored. The content herein is intended solely for the entertainment of the reader, and the author.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Why Buffett Finished Off Burlington: It’s the Inventories, Stupid


Well, what the heck: why not use a great line, slightly altered, to make a point?

The point being that what Pink Floyd once called “what the fighting’s all about” (at least as far as capital markets go) is not, strictly speaking, the economy.

Sure, everybody has an opinion on whether we’re going to have a V-shaped, U-shaped, W-shaped or L-shaped recovery (what happens in China: do they have sinographic recoveries?).

Even my dog Charles has an opinion: he thinks it’s going to be shaped like his giant plastic red dog bone.

But the issue that will determine the near-term course of the economy is simple enough, and has nothing to do with letters or ideographs or even giant red dog bones: it’s the inventories, stupid.

And inventories are probably as low as they are ever going to go.

Here’s how the CFO of 3M put it on their October 22 earnings call:

Heading into 2009, in the face of such a significant economic collapse, we set very aggressive cash flow targets for each of our businesses. Ground leaders and their teams have responded with great results. Third quarter free cash flow is $1.6 billion, up $769 million versus last year's third quarter. This represents a 97% year-on-year increase. The improvement was driven by many factors, but most notably by lower capital expenditures, improving that working capital, lower cash tax payments and also reduced cash pension contributions. Net working capital declined by $415 million year-on-year, with inventory down $443 million....

Lest anyone think we cherry-picked a particular industrial conglomerate in the form of the famous Post-It notes maker, we did not. Pick any company in the same SIC code as 3M and you ’ll hear pretty much the exact same story.

And it is not just old-line conglomerates that have brought inventories down to can’t-go-lower levels.

Bob Wachob, the CEO of Rogers Corporation, which makes, to be technical about it, stuff that goes into cellphones, told listeners last week that his company’s hi-tech customers have not much in the way of surplus inventory:

Our customers are continuing to order with a request for extremely short lead times. That is a good indication they don't have any inventory.

As for Rogers’ own inventories, Wachob said, without mincing words:

I think we are as low as we can go without impacting our customers.

Even a homebuilder as bruised and battered as Beazer has begun running low in inventory at the very moment orders are increasing, as reported earlier today:

As of September 30, we had only 270 unsold finished homes and 417 unsold homes under construction representing declines of 34% and 27% respectively from year-ago levels. With a cautiously optimistic outlook, we do not contemplate further significant reductions in our unsold home inventory levels but rather the resumption of more normal seasonal patterns.

Net new home orders of 1012 for the quarter represented an increase of 2.4% year-over-year.


Most striking of all, however—just as far as being emphatic about it goes—was Jeff Siegel, the CEO of Lifetime Brands, a kitchenware maker that sells to the Bed, Bath and Beyonds of the world, when he was asked by one of Wall Street’s Finest to size up the inventory reduction at that firm’s major customers:

It's shocking. Honestly, it's sometimes a shocking number. And I don't -- I can't get at the numbers by retailer, but we do get it from -- like one retailer we're down about 6% on point of sale at one retailer. Our inventories are down over 30%.

In other words, while sales of Lifetime’s products at this unnamed retailer are running 6% below last year, inventories of those same products at that same retailer are down by one-third.

The response to Siegel’s comment from the member of Wall Street’s Finest who asked the provocative question?

“Wow.”

Wow indeed.

So what happens when somebody actually needs to order a pallet of new flexible circuits for a rush order of cell phones, or an extra gross of Post-It notes not available on the loading dock, or a set of kitchen knives not sitting in the warehouse…or, heaven forbid, a whole new house?

Now, we’re well aware that Warren Buffett doesn’t make short-term bets on markets or economies.

But given the fact that he stands at the center of an economic supply chain that stretches from a candy maker in South San Francisco to a high-tech machine tooling supplier in Israel, we think it’s no wonder Warren Buffett decided the time was right to buy the rest of Burlington Northern.

There’s going to be a lot of—to be technical again—stuff that will need to be getting moved around in the next twelve months.

It’s the inventories, and Buffett isn’t stupid.



Jeff Matthews
I Am Not Making This Up



© 2009 NotMakingThisUp, LLC

The content contained in this blog represents only the opinions of Mr. Matthews.
Mr. Matthews also acts as an advisor and clients advised by Mr. Matthews may hold either long or short positions in securities of various companies discussed in the blog based upon Mr. Matthews’ recommendations. This commentary in no way constitutes investment advice, and should never be relied on in making an investment decision, ever. Also, this blog is not a solicitation of business by Mr. Matthews: all inquiries will be ignored. The content herein is intended solely for the entertainment of the reader, and the author.

Friday, November 06, 2009

Anatomy of a Murder…on Wall Street



There are a lot of ways to describe a stock that goes down a lot in a brief period of time.

These include “tanked,” “dived,” “collapsed,” “got crushed,” “got smoked,” “got murdered,” and many others—including some unprintable adjectives we’ll leave to the imagination.

Yesterday, shares of CVS Caremark did all of those things and more, after the company disclosed bad news in the form of contract losses in its not-long-ago-acquired Caremark pharmacy benefit management business.

What made matters worse was the way in which CVS management announced its problems.

In a press release issued at 7 a.m. E.S.T., titled “CVS Caremark Reports Record Third Quarter 2009 Results,” CVS boasted about “record third quarter revenues, operating profit, and net income,” with not a word about the contract losses in the PBM business.

Indeed, the initial reports from Wall Street’s Finest—before the 8:30 a.m. management conference call—included no hint of a problem.

“PBM held in, retail pharma did better. Revs were in line. Profitability was higher...” was one such recap; “CVS reported Q3 eps of .65, a penny better,” was another.

And even after the call started, first with the normal “forward looking statement” preface by the IR woman, and then with a hearty “Thanks Nancy and good morning, everyone” from CEO Tom Ryan, not a hint of a problem came in the first 21 paragraphs of his commentary.

“We reported another excellent quarter this morning,” Ryan began. “And I’m certainly pleased with our results across the Company…”

Ryan then spent 14 paragraphs discussing the retail business—including the opening of the 7,000th CVS in a place called Little Canada, Montana (“Who knew?” Ryan joked)—before getting to the PBM business itself.

“Now, let me turn to the PBM business, which also had a very good quarter,” Ryan began.

Give the guy credit for nerves.

He then spent seven paragraphs describing various “innovations” and “new products” that were “gaining traction” in the PBM business, before dropping the bomb in the 21st paragraph of his remarks:

“So let me talk about the selling season. We had some good wins…. Having said that, we had some big client losses….”

And thus began the deluge.

Wall Street’s Finest reacted, as you’d expect, with surprise, annoyance, and not a little bit of anger: the question-and-answer session was not at all pretty.

And while CVS management did allow the call to go well beyond the normal one-hour time limit for these things, the commentary itself—from Ryan’s first “Thanks Nancy,” to his concluding “I know this was obviously a difficult call”—it is instructive for anyone wanting to learn how not to deliver bad news.

As an anatomy of a murder on Wall Street, in fact, it doesn’t get more gruesome than this.


Jeff Matthews
I Am Not Making This Up


© 2009 NotMakingThisUp, LLC

The content contained in this blog represents only the opinions of Mr. Matthews.
Mr. Matthews also acts as an advisor and clients advised by Mr. Matthews may hold either long or short positions in securities of various companies discussed in the blog based upon Mr. Matthews’ recommendations. This commentary in no way constitutes investment advice, and should never be relied on in making an investment decision, ever. Also, this blog is not a solicitation of business by Mr. Matthews: all inquiries will be ignored. The content herein is intended solely for the entertainment of the reader, and the author.


Thursday, November 05, 2009

What Jim Himes is Thinking Right Now


Democrats Confront Coalition Strains

Elections this week left Democrats scrambling to renew the coalition that elected President Barack Obama after independent voters, whose power to determine U.S. elections is rising with their numbers, broke heavily toward Republicans.
—The Wall Street Journal, November 5, 2009



First, who is Jim Himes, and why does he matter?

Himes is a freshman Congressman from the 4th Connecticut district, who defeated a moderate Republican incumbent in last year’s Obama sweep.

He is also an ex-Goldman banker—hey, who in Washington isn’t an ex-Goldman banker?—and he matters to investors because he is your basic party-line freshman Congressman, and a staunch supporter of health care reform.

A friend of ours who happens to be a doctor traded emails with Himes recently, and while you’d think an ex-Goldman banker would be more thoughtful than your average Congressperson—and solicitous of the real-world views of an actual doctor, as opposed to a lobbyist for Big Pharm or Big Hospital or Big Ambulance Chasers—Himes dismissed our doctor-friend’s views as being the product of watching “cable TV.”

But that was then, and this is now.


However the Talking Heads and party hacks—whatever their party—are spinning yesterday’s election results, what Jim Himes is thinking right now is this: “Holy cow. It’s not just cable TV.”

The reason Himes is thinking this—at least, he ought to be—is that in his 4th Congressional District, the voting was so anti-incumbent—not just anti-Democrat, mind you: anti-incumbent—that anybody with a suit and tie and a web site at house.gov has to be looking at the numbers and worrying about next year.

The numbers are these. Twelve months ago, Himes beat the Republican incumbent by 2,500 votes, out of a few hundred thousand cast. Himes did this by winning big the three cities in his district—Bridgeport, Norwalk and Stamford—while the Republican won the suburbs.

But yesterday—lost in the feeding frenzy over the New Jersey and Virginia governor races, and Mayor Bloomberg’s $110 million squeaker against a no-name in New York City—the city of Stamford, Connecticut, which Himes won by 6,300 votes, elected a Republican mayor.

It hasn’t happened there in 14 years.

And it wasn’t just Stamford where the discontent was expressed.

Leafy Trumbull kicked out a popular, competent, moderate Democrat, longtime First Selectman, for a first-time 29 year old—and the vote wasn’t even close.

Meanwhile, the Representative Town Meeting in Fairfield, a quiet suburb of 50,000 souls, went, overnight, from 28 Democrats/22 Republicans to 38 Republicans, 12 Democrats.

Politicians don’t know how to count money, but they do know how to count votes.

And Jim Himes—not to mention Chris Dodd, the state’s “Senator from Countrywide”—is surely counting yesterday’s votes.

For the record, we care not a bit who gets elected as far as these virtual pages go. Being investors, we must take the world as it is, not as we wish it to be.

And that world just changed, as today’s Wall Street Journal accurately reports.

Healthcare reform may not be dead—something will be passed. But it will be different, and it won’t be what the House has proposed.

Jim Himes, and his fellow ex-Goldman bankers, will see to that.

Let’s just hope they start listening to real docs and real nurses, instead of lobbyists, and cable TV.




Jeff Matthews
I Am Not Making This Up


© 2009 NotMakingThisUp, LLC

The content contained in this blog represents only the opinions of Mr. Matthews.
Mr. Matthews also acts as an advisor and clients advised by Mr. Matthews may hold either long or short positions in securities of various companies discussed in the blog based upon Mr. Matthews’ recommendations. This commentary in no way constitutes investment advice, and should never be relied on in making an investment decision, ever. Also, this blog is not a solicitation of business by Mr. Matthews: all inquiries will be ignored. The content herein is intended solely for the entertainment of the reader, and the author.

Monday, November 02, 2009

Freedom’s Just Another Word For “Thinks Like Us”


Easily the weakest link in the Wall Street Journal’s Op-Ed page is Thomas Frank, who also happens to be the Journal’s token liberal.

To be sure, at least one of Frank’s political opposites at the Journal writes about as much nonsense as Frank—particularly on the subject of fiscal responsibility. That would be Karl Rove, who encouraged his Presidential boss to ignore fiscal responsibility for eight long years, and yet now has the nerve to complain about what those eight years are bringing us.

But Rove is at least intelligent and writes well, even if you spit out your coffee reading his stuff.

Thomas Frank, on the other hand (not to be confused with Frank Thomas, the White Sox’s lifetime .300 hitter, deservedly known as “The Big Hurt”), writes with such ham-handed wordsmithing it’s hard to grasp how he became the Wall Street Journal’s liberal conscience, except as part of a plot by Rupert Murdoch to undermine Frank’s fellow left-wingers by presenting as inarticulate a representative as he could find.

Here, for example, is how Frank began his most recent editorial effort, called “Obama Is Right About Fox News”:

Journalism has a special, hallowed place for stories of its practitioners' persecution. There is no higher claim to journalistic integrity than going to jail to protect a source. And the Newseum in Washington, D.C., establishes the profession's legitimacy with a memorial to fallen scribes, thus drawing an implicit connection between the murdered abolitionist editors of long ago and the struggling outfit that gave you this morning's page-one story about cute pets in Halloween costumes….

Woof!

Frank should have studied his rock music history—in particular what John Lennon said to David Bowie, when Bowie asked the ex-Beatle how to write a song: “Say what you mean, make it rhyme, and give it a backbeat.”

Lennon’s simple, precise advice applies to writing just about anything, but unfortunately Frank’s first paragraph accomplishes none of those three things, while the remaining ten paragraphs of “Obama is Right” aren’t a whole lot better.

Indeed, when Frank finally does say what he means—i.e. that Obama’s black-listing of Fox News was merited—he does so in the slightly unhinged manner of a Hugo Chavez or a Fidel Castro, or the revolutionary in Woody Allen’s “Banana’s.”

To wit, he calls Fox “a grand electronic homage to the Nixonian spirit,” then attacks the CEO of Fox for long-ago offenses, then complains that that Fox once “impugned the motives of the New York Times” (and we’re not making that one up).

But something else Frank says goes beyond the typical knee-jerk defense of Obama’s Fox freeze-out.

Way beyond it.

Frank sums up his case with a statement more chilling than anything out of the Chavez/Castro/Banana’s playbook. In fact, if you really think about it—something Frank himself likely didn’t—he makes a statement out of the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad playbook:

To point out that this network is different, that it is intensely politicized, that it inhabits an alternate reality defined by an imaginary conflict between noble heartland patriots and devious liberals—to be aware of these things is not the act of a scheming dictatorial personality. It is the obvious conclusion drawn by anybody with eyes and ears.

Now, you may agree with Obama’s White House that Fox News is “a wing of the Republican Party.”

And you may believe it is no skin off anybody’s nose for the White House to snub Fox News.

And you are perfectly within your rights to put aside what Psych 101 grads will recall as “cognitive dissonance” by ignoring the obvious fact—obvious to anybody, as Frank would say, “with eyes and ears”—that MSNBC is no less biased to the left than Fox is to the right.

But whatever your personal political persuasion might be, just think about what Frank is really doing here. What he is really doing is saying that because Fox News “is different,” it is okay to discriminate against “this network.”

Just replace the words “this network” with “this African-American” or “this Native American” or “this female,” or any other category in the Census form that American law has at one time or another considered “different,” and the slippery slope in Frank's brand of logic is self-evident.

Indeed, substitute the word “this Zionist regime” for “this network,” and you can almost hear a bearded whack-job who runs an emerging nuclear nation riffing on the “myth” of the holocaust and why Israel should be “wiped off the map.”

But Frank, not being the sharpest blade in the left-wing drawer, doesn’t grasp the slippery slope he has endorsed one bit. In fact, the only regret he admits to is not in Obama’s freeze-out itself…it’s that he wished the White House “had taken on Fox News with a little more skill.”

Now, freedom of the press is not, to quote Kris Kristofferson, “just another word.” It’s the whole deal. And we can’t help but think that the Obama White House, with the cooperation of the other networks and journalists like Thomas Frank, has just made the American press a little less free.

Left-wingers who chortle at the snub might pause long enough to recall how a few years back their right-wing counterparts chortled at Don Rumsfeld’s freeze-out of “Old Europe”—as he slyly styled France and a few other countries that refused to jump on the Iraq bandwagon.


Oh, it was fun for the right-wingers, and it felt good for a while...and then it came back to haunt old “Rummy” and his boss, and their country.

So before chortling too long, think about that, and then ask yourself who’s next? Who else is “different”?


When the anti-Obama gets elected, in 2012 or 2016 or 2020 or whenever, and refuses to deal with MSNBC or ABC or all of ‘em, because they’re “different,” the anti-Obama can rightly tell the outraged Thomas Franks of the world that he himself gave permission for the suppression of whatever is “different” in the United States of America.

Freedom—to paraphrase the famous song—is now just another word for “thinks like us.”

Wonder how Frank would feel if the Wall Street Journal kicked him off the Op-Ed page because he’s “different”?

Nah, he’s too useful!



Jeff Matthews
I Am Not Making This Up


© 2009 NotMakingThisUp, LLC

The content contained in this blog represents only the opinions of Mr. Matthews.
Mr. Matthews also acts as an advisor and clients advised by Mr. Matthews may hold either long or short positions in securities of various companies discussed in the blog based upon Mr. Matthews’ recommendations. This commentary in no way constitutes investment advice, and should never be relied on in making an investment decision, ever. Also, this blog is not a solicitation of business by Mr. Matthews: all inquiries will be ignored. The content herein is intended solely for the entertainment of the reader, and the author.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

How to Solve Insider Trading: Let the Criminals Decide what’s a Crime!


Learning to Love Insider Trading
Here's a hot tip: Want to keep companies honest, make the markets work more efficiently and encourage investors to diversify? Let insiders buy and sell, argues Donald J. Boudreaux.


So reads the deliberately eye-catching headline on the front page of the “Life & Style” section in this weekend’s Wall Street Journal.

And while we’re as contrarian as the next stock market follower, and weren't much surprised that the government finally cracked down on the practice of gaming quarterly earnings through relentless pursuit of “The Call”—complete with the early-morning arrest of a well-fed hedge fund manager—we can’t help but admit that our immediate thought before we even got to the body of the article was this:

Donald J. Boudreaux must be a professor...And a tenured one, at that.

Not that there’s anything wrong with being a tenured college professor, to be sure.

It’s just that, of all the constituencies in the financial markets who might have a strong opinion on the merits or demerits of insider trading—small investors, day-traders, mutual fund analysts, hedge fund managers, CEOs and even professional arbitrageurs—who but someone completely outside the day-to-day function of the equity markets would offer advice that is so theoretically sound, and yet so useless in practice?

Here’s how Mr. Boudreaux sums it up right at the top:

The reassuring truth: Insider trading is impossible to police and helpful to markets and investors. Parsing the difference between legal and illegal insider trading is futile—and a disservice to all investors. Far from being so injurious to the economy that its practice must be criminalized, insiders buying and selling stocks based on their knowledge play a critical role in keeping asset prices honest—in keeping prices from lying to the public about corporate realities.

According to Mr. Boudreaux, allowing insiders to trade on what is happening within their companies—without restriction—would allow all the news that’s not currently in print to be reflected in the markets immediately, so that instead of “lying to the public,” asset prices would be kept “honest.”

Like Communism when it is being taught in the sunless confines of a lecture hall, this sounds pleasing to the ear. However, also like Communism—as anybody who actually lived in East Germany or Poland or Russia (and still, today, Cuba) knows—it’s lousy in practice, and for the very same reason: human beings don't act according to nice theories.

But before we look at what’s wrong with Mr. Boudreaux’s nice theory, let’s look at the specifics of his case.

First, he postulates a company, “Acme Inc.” that is run by an “unscrupulous management” team that misleads investors as to the true state of affairs inside Acme Inc. Not only do the investors lose a bundle when things hit the fan, but, as Boudreaux correctly notes, the economy as a whole suffers because capital which has been wasted on this company might otherwise have been employed in a productive business.

Boudreaux concludes the Acme case thusly:

It’s in the public interest, therefore, that prices adjust as quickly and as completely as possible to underlying economic realities—that prices adjust to convey to market participants as clearly as possible the true state of those realities.

“Well, yeah,” sharp-eyed readers would no doubt say to Mr. Boudreaux, “it is important that prices reflect reality…so why is it that every time professional short-sellers attempt to 'convey to market participants as clearly as possible the true state of those realities,' they get rewarded as follows:

1. Temporary bans on short-selling, and/or
2. Federal subpoenas into their short-selling activity, and/or
3. Congressional investigations into short-selling, and/or
4. Innumerable TV appearances by insufferable CEOs bashing short-sellers?”

In other words, where in the world did Mr. Boudreaux get the idea that “market participants” care about “the true state” of reality?

Perhaps from a book by some efficient-market theorist, but wherever he got it, he ignores that flaw in the logic and pushes ahead with his legalize-insider-trading reform proposal by quoting—pay attention, now—an attorney who authored a book 43 years ago:

“I don’t think the [Enron-era] scandals would ever have erupted if we had allowed insider trading [said the attorney] because there would be plenty of people in those companies who would know exactly what was going on, and who couldn’t resist the temptation to get rich by trading on the information, and the stock market would have reflected those problems months and months earlier than they did under this cockamamie regulatory system we have.”

This presumes, first, that the corrupt insiders would share their misdeeds with “plenty of people” in the company, which is the second of many howlers on which Mr. Boudreaux hangs his unfortunate thesis.

It also presumes that lower-level employees, upon sniffing out the fraud, would sell stock in order to make money on the impending collapse.

Having shorted many stocks—including some outright frauds—over the years, we could have assured Mr. Boudreaux, had he asked us, that most lower-level employees, even those working at what are proved to have been frauds, never ever believe they are working for a fraud.

What they believe is that they are working on the side of good and righteousness, and that it is the short-sellers who are working on the side of evil and badness, and merely promoting negative news to profit from the demise of their very fine company.

And they fervently hope this is true because they want their stock options to make them rich.

Does anybody out there besides us recall how the Enron trading room broke into cheers when Jeff Skilling called a pesky, skeptical short-seller a very bad word on a conference call?

The fact is, despite repeated warnings from such short-sellers—Jim Chanos called it “a hedge fund in drag”—nobody wanted to hear about the financial rot within Enron until after the stock had collapsed, taking many innocents, both inside the company and outside the company, with it.

In the words of Paul Simon, “a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.”


Moving on, we come to the third howler within Boudreaux’s case: that the side-effect of unrestricted insider trading would be to eliminate the individual investor from direct investment in the equity markets, and that this would be “a good thing”:

Another potential benefit [he writes] of lifting the ban on insider trading is explained by Harvard University economist Jeffrey Miron: “In a world with no ban, small investors might fear to trade individual stocks and would face a greater incentive to diversify; that is also a good thing.”

In other words, we should disenfranchise those very investors who seek financial security through prudent investment in common equities by allowing insiders to control the stock market to their own, insider-information-advantaged benefit.

Mr. Boudreaux has clearly never read “Reminiscences of a Stock Operator,” in which the very “world with no ban” posited by his Harvard economist is described in colorful detail. Had he read this classic, Boudreaux would have known that such a “world with no ban” once existed, and that the result was such abuse and dysfunction to the central fact of capital markets—raising capital for profitable enterprises—that the Securities and Exchange Commission was created to end the abuse and dysfunction.

But that ignorance doesn’t stop him.

No, he sets up his forth howler, declaring—in the manner of the High School Senior who hasn’t made his case but nevertheless declares it made—that insider trading prohibitions are biased anyway:

Not only do insider-trading prohibitions slow economic growth, promote corporate mismanagement and discourage investment diversification, their application also is unavoidably biased.

The bias, he claims, exists because law enforcement officials only go after insiders who act on information, which he says ignores those insiders who benefit by not acting because of inside information—the example being an insider who chooses not to sell shares in a drug company after learning of an impending FDA drug approval.

This he construes as bias, and he then makes up—out of whole cloth—a fact to support this assertion of bias:

And because opportunities to profit through insider ‘non-trading’ might well occur with the same frequency as opportunities to profit through insider trading, as many as half of those investment decisions influenced by inside information might be undetectable.

By now, we have concluded that our initial instinct about Mr. Boudreaux is correct: who else but a Tenured College Professor would argue that “undetectable” investment decisions occur with the same frequency as detectable ones?

Unfettered by logic or facts, Our Tenured College Professor plows ahead—hey, if you can make up stuff in the Wall Street Journal, the world is your oyster!—and lays out what surely must be the most convoluted paragraph ever conceived and executed in that paper:

This bias is not only a source of prosecutorial unfairness; its existence casts doubt on the assumption that insider trading is so harmful that it must be treated as a criminal offense. After all, if capital markets continue to function as well as they do given that many investment decisions potentially influenced by inside information are unstoppable because they are undetectable, why believe that the detectable portion of investment decisions influenced by inside information would be harmful if they were legal?

The mind reels with this logical back-flip—he has invented a fact (“many investment decisions are potentially influenced by inside information”) and proposed decriminalizing insider trading as a result of that made-up fact.

But he doesn’t stop there.

Instead, OTCP proceeds to contradict his message entirely and say that harmful “inside information” does, in fact, exist.

He now postulates a big software company that wants to take over a small software company—which takeover would be “undermined” if the news leaked:

The big company, therefore, has a legitimate interest in preventing insiders from trading on the knowledge that it plans to acquire the smaller firm. And the general public has an interest in permitting the company (and other firms in similar circumstances) to prevent trading on such inside information.

Zounds! We now have “bad” inside information, whereas just a few paragraphs before we only had “good” inside information!

So how does OTCP reconcile the notion that managers at lousy, fraud-infested companies like Enron should be allowed to trade their own stock with abandon and yet acquisition-hungry software companies ought not to have to suffer day-trading by their own lawyers, auditors and acquisition staff?

He’d leave it to the companies themselves:

Each corporation should be free to specify in its by-laws the types of information that insiders may not trade on. Any insiders who trade on such information would violate that firm's by-laws and, hence, subject themselves to suit by that firm. Corporations whose by-laws prohibit all or some insider trading will have standing to sue anyone who violates their by-laws. People who trade on inside information not protected by corporate by-laws would be acting perfectly legally.

The reeling mind now staggers at the embedded cost of this notion.

As if Sarbanes-Oxley wasn’t enough of a burden, now every small public company must police the various types of stock trading by its own lawyers and scientists and truck drivers, parsing whether or not their trades were based on a certain type of information contained in the corporate by-laws or not?

Unfortunately, OTCP doesn’t stop there.

He proceeds to describe how different companies would have different insider-trading prohibitions. (Non-tenured readers who actually change jobs once in a while can imagine the nightmare involved in getting up to speed on the nuances of insider-trading restrictions at each new job.)

There's more, but let's end it by simply noting that, as Marx and Engels in The Communist Manifesto constructed a seductive theoretical framework for the political organization of human beings on the basis of a faulty reading of human nature, OTCP has constructed a seductive theoretical framework for the regulation of “insider information” based on the same faulty reading of human nature as Marx and Engels.

They mistakenly assumed that human beings are not willing to do whatever they must for their own survival, even if it hurts somebody else.

Yet as anybody who knows anything about Wall Street (and Main Street, by the way—witness the recent Jersey City corruption crackdown) knows, when there is money to be made by exploiting a system, it will be exploited.

So how to deal with insider trading?

It’s certainly not remotely “impossible to police,” as OTCP declared right at the start.

We’ll explain ourselves via an example from the real world, not a theoretical world lovingly constructed in the pages of the Wall Street Journal.

Here goes.

Last year—July 28th, 2008 to be precise—shares in a company called Virtual Radiologic (ticker VRAD), which does off-site reading of radiology images for hospitals, suddenly nose-dived in the last hour or two of trading, closing down 15%, or $2.54 per share on a whopping 200,000 shares.

That was four-times the average daily trading volume of the three previous, uneventful days.

As an investor who follows a variety of companies, including VRAD—although we did not have a position in VRAD shares at the time—we noticed the end-of-day collapse and immediately wondered who knew something, and what that something might be.

Nine minutes after the market closed that day, we found out: the company reported lousy earnings.

Here’s how the news appeared on the tape:

Virtual Radiologic reports Q2 EPS of $0.13 vs $0.16 two ests; revs increased 22% YoY to $25.9 mln vs $27.03 mln two ests…Co sees FY08 $0.70-0.74 vs $0.84 two analyst ests; sees revs $108-111 mln vs $116.30 mln two analyst ests.

So, even as the press release was being readied for zipping to the PR Newswire, somebody was selling Virtual Radiologic stock.

In size.

And when trading resumed the following morning—after a grumpy conference call with Wall Street’s Finest—VRAD shares opened down at $9.83 and kept going down until the close, stopping at $9.24 on total volume of 1.387 million shares.

That’s what we’d call a likely case of insider trading.

Now, we don’t know anything else about the matter outside of these facts:

1. A stock got hit hard into the close, on unusually high volume;
2. Immediately after the close, bad news was released;
3. The stock opened down the next morning on enormous volume.

We know nothing about who was trading the stock, or what they knew, or how they knew it.

We had no position in the shares and didn’t bother to follow up on the situation, because, frankly, it seemed so obvious an insider had acted on material non-public information that we expected to see some kind of insider-trading charges hit the tape shortly.

One year later, we’re still waiting, and still we know nothing more than what we observed that day.

The point of the story is this: the answer to the question of dealing with insider information is not to promote a system that already didn’t work back before the SEC was created to deal with a system that didn't work. It is to deal with obvious stuff, like what we believe must have occurred with VRAD on a fine July day in 2008, swiftly.


Communism didn’t work for the simple reason that those who were first in line stole the means of production from the poor shlubs with whom they were supposed to share those means of production.

And unfettered insider information won’t work, for precisely the same reason.



Jeff Matthews
I Am Not Making This Up


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